Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Cats are good, more or less

I have not posted for a long time - I do apologize to all those who kept on coming to see the news - and there was nothing new.

Cats are more-less O.K., except that good , old Marponi is on antibiotics again. Danica told me, however, it is just old age, and that mouth problem - nothing that would require putting him to sleep. He is not in pain, and that is all that counts, Danica says.

Danica, however, has not been feeling well for a long time: her knees are swelling , and she has palpitations.

Cat named Tabadzija , that she had found unexpectedly far from home few weeks ago, does not leave the surroundings. Poor little guy, does not want to be lost again. It must have been bad experience.

I am posting several new pictures, and a funny, but, oh so true e mail that somebody sent to me - about cats as our family (and dogs)

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack   Beating me to the bottom is not the object.   Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.   I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.   Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.   It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.   If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.    I must exit through the same door I entered.  Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required. 

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.  I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great shots of the cats, that proud-looking grey tabby, Little Alla growing so fast and playing with the keys, great stuff.

I am working on a nice shipment of food, toys, and simple, preventative medicine (some homeopathic stuff).

Please make sure Danica takes care of herself, she is indispensible in this world.